Anam's Oak Grove Tavern

[anam_moon]

Ah...back to the grind again. Vacation is so nice, except for the coming to an end part.
I was off today at ten-thirty though, that was kind of nice. Rather sad that that seems really early to be getting off work.

Comments

[dragonluk.livejournal.com]

*props feet up on bar and beckons strapping serving boy for drink*

Ah, nothing like a cold drink to slake me thrist after a hard day's raid.

bloody pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Eh....excuse me, good patron....be nice to that strapping serving boy, I just waxed him.
I'll give you a drink on the house if you will kindly take your booted footsies off the bar.

Re: bloody pirates

[dragonluk.livejournal.com]

Hey now, I just asked the fellow nicely to serve me. You object my asking for service?

Re: bloody pirates

[stride.livejournal.com]

Dude? You're objectin' to a free beer!

Feet off! Feet off!

(then drink the beer and put them back!)

Re: bloody pirates

[dragonluk.livejournal.com]

Right, right!

Re: bloody pirates

[stride.livejournal.com]

Remember...Pirate!

:D

Re: bloody pirates

[dragonluk.livejournal.com]

Besides, drink wasn't the only service I be asking for.

Re: bloody pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

You want nuts or crackers or something?

Re: bloody pirates

[dragonluk.livejournal.com]

Nuts please. ;)

Re: bloody pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Uh oh....some nuts may not be on the menu...would you like cashews? How about some nice macadamian nuts? That fantastic legume that masquerades as a nut, the peanut? How about some almonds?

Re: bloody pirates

[dragonluk.livejournal.com]

How about some edamone (sp?)? Those green soybean thingies. Those are great.

Re: bloody pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Hey! I heard that! I have a right to refuse service you know!

Re: bloody pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

I didn't think that Pirates said dude.
Are you Surfer Pirates?

Re: bloody pirates

[dragonluk.livejournal.com]

Picky, picky, picky! Be glad you have someone in this tavern at all.

Bloody Picky Pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Hey, what's wrong with my tavern?! I have handsome, strapping serving boys; I'm sure a couple of them have Irish accents. I have a nice polished oak bar, I serve excellent mead. I even sent out a serving boy to get edamame for you! Bloody picky pirates.

Re: bloody pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Well no, I don't object to you asking for service, but you pirates have a certain reputation.
I don't want any broken serving boys or mud on my bar.

Re: bloody pirates

[stride.livejournal.com]

How about sand?

O :)

Re: bloody pirates

[dragonluk.livejournal.com]

I hate sand. It's coarse and gets into everything.

Re: bloody pirates

[stride.livejournal.com]

Well, that only leaves tar, and I'm not going there!

Re: bloody pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

I concur, you are definitely not using hot tar in my tavern! You can perform your strange kinky Pirates rites elsewhere.

Re: bloody pirates

[stride.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. You're right. I've been rude.

*hands bucket of tar to Anam_moon*

Serving Wenches first? ;)

Re: bloody pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Ah no! You're channeling Anakin Skywalker the Whiny! Have another beer, maybe it will drive him out!

Re: bloody pirates

[dragonluk.livejournal.com]

Nah, pass the Romulan ale instead!

Re: bloody pirates

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Uh...no sand please. We don't have a vacuum around here and sand is a pain to get rid of without one.

Re: bloody pirates

[stride.livejournal.com]

What about making the serving boy clean up?