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Ah...back to the grind again. Vacation is so nice, except for the coming to an end part.
I was off today at ten-thirty though, that was kind of nice. Rather sad that that seems really early to be getting off work.

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anam-moon.livejournal.com
Well no, I don't object to you asking for service, but you pirates have a certain reputation.
I don't want any broken serving boys or mud on my bar.

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonluk.livejournal.com
I hate sand. It's coarse and gets into everything.

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stride.livejournal.com
Well, that only leaves tar, and I'm not going there!

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anam-moon.livejournal.com
I concur, you are definitely not using hot tar in my tavern! You can perform your strange kinky Pirates rites elsewhere.

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stride.livejournal.com
I'm sorry. You're right. I've been rude.

*hands bucket of tar to Anam_moon*

Serving Wenches first? ;)

Tar?!

Date: 2004-10-06 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anam-moon.livejournal.com
Ack! Ummm...thanks for the offer, that's terribly kind of thee, but I'm afraid I have other customers to see to and couldn't possibly coat myself in tar at this moment.
Perhaps a strapping serving boy with an Irish accent..like Padraig here (grabs serving boy by collar) would like to help thee perform thy Piratey ritual or whatever it is that thou art planning on doing with that tar.

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anam-moon.livejournal.com
Ah no! You're channeling Anakin Skywalker the Whiny! Have another beer, maybe it will drive him out!

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonluk.livejournal.com
Nah, pass the Romulan ale instead!

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anam-moon.livejournal.com
I'm supposed to be stocking Romulan Ale? Good Pirate, you do realize that particular beverage is illegal, right? You may be able to skirt such things, but I'm trying to run a business here.

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stride.livejournal.com
Illegal is not in the pirate dictionary.

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 12:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonluk.livejournal.com
Just like how I have no stun setting, ne?

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 06:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anam-moon.livejournal.com
No, you have no stun setting what-so-ever! Our only hope is to load you full of mead or sugar and ship you off to the next port so you can direct your energies at some other hapless soul.

Illegal: Contrary to official rules; unlawful

Date: 2004-10-06 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anam-moon.livejournal.com
Illegal may not be in your dictionary, but I'm trying to run a business! I don't want Ye Olde Better Business Bureau to come breathing down my neck about Romulan Ale!
Here, have some mead.

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anam-moon.livejournal.com
Uh...no sand please. We don't have a vacuum around here and sand is a pain to get rid of without one.

Re: bloody pirates

Date: 2004-10-06 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stride.livejournal.com
What about making the serving boy clean up?

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