Wandering in the Woods

Hey now, I just asked the fellow nicely to serve me. You object my asking for service?

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Dude? You're objectin' to a free beer!

Feet off! Feet off!

(then drink the beer and put them back!)

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Right, right!

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Remember...Pirate!

:D

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Besides, drink wasn't the only service I be asking for.

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You want nuts or crackers or something?

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Nuts please. ;)

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Uh oh....some nuts may not be on the menu...would you like cashews? How about some nice macadamian nuts? That fantastic legume that masquerades as a nut, the peanut? How about some almonds?

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How about some edamone (sp?)? Those green soybean thingies. Those are great.

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Edamame...hmmm, let me see....(rummages around in pantry)....I'm afraid it looks as though we're out right now. I'll have to send the strapping serving boy out for some.

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Hey! I heard that! I have a right to refuse service you know!

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I didn't think that Pirates said dude.
Are you Surfer Pirates?

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Picky, picky, picky! Be glad you have someone in this tavern at all.

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Hey, what's wrong with my tavern?! I have handsome, strapping serving boys; I'm sure a couple of them have Irish accents. I have a nice polished oak bar, I serve excellent mead. I even sent out a serving boy to get edamame for you! Bloody picky pirates.

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Well no, I don't object to you asking for service, but you pirates have a certain reputation.
I don't want any broken serving boys or mud on my bar.

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How about sand?

O :)

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I hate sand. It's coarse and gets into everything.

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Well, that only leaves tar, and I'm not going there!

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I concur, you are definitely not using hot tar in my tavern! You can perform your strange kinky Pirates rites elsewhere.

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I'm sorry. You're right. I've been rude.

*hands bucket of tar to Anam_moon*

Serving Wenches first? ;)

Tar?!

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anam-moon.livejournal.com - Date: 2004-10-06 06:20 pm (UTC) - Expand

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Ah no! You're channeling Anakin Skywalker the Whiny! Have another beer, maybe it will drive him out!

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Nah, pass the Romulan ale instead!

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I'm supposed to be stocking Romulan Ale? Good Pirate, you do realize that particular beverage is illegal, right? You may be able to skirt such things, but I'm trying to run a business here.

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Uh...no sand please. We don't have a vacuum around here and sand is a pain to get rid of without one.

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