Shrinkage ;)

[anam_moon]

My coworker, Chris Fox swears that we won't be having another holiday meeting, although apparently they want us to have monthly loss prevention meetings till our shrink rate improves. NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
James dropped me off early at work, he's leaving Friday for Las Vegas for his older brother's fortieth birthday. He was really looking forward to seeing the Blue Man Group and to going to the Star Trek experience.
I wandered around the Hub for about two hours before going to work; had lunch over at Chili's.
Rather quiet, uneventful work shift. I put together a window display for a Mercury newspaper charity drive that we're sponsoring. We have a bin by the registers for people to donate books for children. I had to tell a young girl not to turn it over on its side. I think she wanted to crawl in. ;) Silly girl. I'm going to have to donate some books to that.
Saw my friend, Chris Maxwell for a while after work.

Comments

Re: Phantom of the Opera

[baronlaw.livejournal.com]

Well darn, good minions are hard to find these days.

Re: Phantom of the Opera

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

I am however interviewing for my own minions should you wish to apply. I may have a spot for a good Pirate Ninja.

Re: Phantom of the Opera

[baronlaw.livejournal.com]

What are the job duties and do you have medical coverage for Minions?

Application to Anam_moon's League of Minions

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

You must do my bidding and you and your spouse/partner, etc. and dependents get full coverage.

Additional Perks to being a Minion:

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

That and you get chocolate.

Re: Additional Perks to being a Minion:

[baronlaw.livejournal.com]

So an Anam Moon Minion gets free chocolate? Why didn't you say that in the first place!

What is thy bidding?

Re: Additional Perks to being a Minion:

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Excellent.

Re: Additional Perks to being a Minion:

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Good Loyal Minion Pirate Ninja, I want Ireland. Seize it for me. Leave the Northern Ireland region alone though, too much fussing and fighting.

Re: Additional Perks to being a Minion:

[baronlaw.livejournal.com]

Hmmm we might need some more minions first.....

Heed my command

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Very well...I'm changing your orders then. Go out and recruit minions for me. Bend more to my will!

Re: Heed my command

[baronlaw.livejournal.com]

Well you see....

The reason I didn't just from my own empire wtih minions is I am no good at recruiting. So....ummm....anything else instead?

Re: Heed my command

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...do you think you could do some sneaky Pirate Ninja stealth-ing and seize control of Ghiradelli Square? Mmmmm...chocolate.

Re: Heed my command

[baronlaw.livejournal.com]

I suppose I could do something stealthy, but I am much better at wearing foppish hats and saying "Ahhhhrrrr" a lot!

Re: Heed my command

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Well, if you think that you can Ahrrrr folks into a stupor then give it a go.

Aye Aye

[baronlaw.livejournal.com]

Ahhhrrrr Ahhhhhhrrrr AAAHHHHHRRRRRR!

*looks for stopor*

Ummm Oh leader of Anam Moon's Minions?

It does not seem to be working, maybe we could do something with duct tape instead?

Re: Aye Aye

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Excellent plan Minion! (roll upon roll of duct tape is summoned via Jedi powers) Go to work!

Re: Aye Aye

[baronlaw.livejournal.com]

Errr go to work? Right!

*frantic duct taping, ripping sounds, emptying of rolls*

Tah dah!

I call it "Ode to Anam Moon!"

Re: Aye Aye

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Oooo...well done Minion. Have some chocolate.

Re: Additional Perks to being a Minion:

[anam-moon.livejournal.com]

Oh, and you and your family get full dental coverage as well.